Get Frenched: A Practical Guide to Reinventing Your Life in France
The unfiltered, slightly irreverent guide to reinventing your life in France. It’s not dreamy. It’s honest. And yes, you’ll still eat cheese in the end.
What You'll Get
Get Frenched: A Practical Guide to Reinventing Your Life in France — available in digital or paperback
✅ Real stories + practical steps to move, settle, and thrive in France
✅ Full-color photos of life in France to inspire and prepare you
If You Choose the Digital Edition:
✅ PDF + EPUB (for Kindle, Apple Books, and other e-readers)
✅ Bonus cheat sheet: How to load it on your e-reader
If You Choose the Paperback:
✅ Full-color print edition: great for highlighting, dog-earing, or giving to your favorite dreamer.
✅ Ships directly from Amazon
If You Choose the Hardcover (Direct):
✅ Premium, full-color edition built to impress
✅ $59.99 retail — $49.99 direct
✅ The kind of book you actually want to leave on your coffee table
✅ Perfect gift for the fellow dreamer in your life (or for yourself)


Maria H. — Orange County, CA
I absolutely loved this story, laughing and stressed right along with you. French is a tough language!
AnnMarie S.
Your posts are so real. I appreciate the honesty and no fake Instagram stories. It’s not always rainbows & sunshine.
Joan R. — Jacksonville
So good Paul! Hopefully you’ll compile all these into the next Peter Mayle success story!
About the Book
Part roadmap, part comedy of errors, all real. This is the brutally honest guide I wish I had. Two Americans bumbling into a new life in France along with their Golden Retriever. Learn all the steps to making a move to France work.



Who It’s For
- People who’ve been saying “someday” for too long
- People with spreadsheets, to-do lists, and zero idea where to start
- People who want to laugh while learning what not to do
- People considering a long sabbatical, extended stay, or trial run in France
- People who love reading about two adventurous Americans (and their Golden Retriever) bumbling their way through a new life
- People who secretly want a slower, richer life, and need a nudge
Ready to Reinvent Your Life in France?
Choose the edition that works best for you and start your journey today.
Publisher’s Note: Hardcover ships via IngramSpark (printed on demand). Typical U.S. delivery is 7–10 business days.
Why is Amazon faster?
Amazon warehouses and ships books like any other retail product. IngramSpark prints each hardcover copy on demand, which usually takes 2–3 business days before shipping.
Why buy direct?
Buying direct saves you $10 off retail, and it supports me as the author far more than an Amazon order does. It’s the exact same premium hardcover — full-color, gift-worthy — just with a little more love behind it.
What if I want it fast?
If speed matters most, grab the paperback on Amazon — they’ll have it to you in 1–2 days. If you want the premium hardcover at the best value, the direct link is the way to go.