You Think You’ve Seen Tomatoes. You Haven’t.
In France, even tomatoes come with tasting notes — and yes, you will be judged for using the wrong one.
They Stock the Toppings, But Not the Food
In France, you can buy hot sauce everywhere. What you can’t buy is a taco that makes sense.
A TALE OF BAGUETTES, BUREAUCRACY, AND BROKEN DINNER DREAMS
You don’t make the schedule in France. You just revise dinner plans and pretend this was the plan all along.