Welcome to Our Irregular Dispatch From French Life
This isn't your average newsletter. It’s the honest, occasionally ridiculous, behind-the-scenes look at what it's really like for two Americans and a Golden Retriever to move to France. Whether you’re a daydreamer, a planner, or already knee-deep in French paperwork, this is the one email you’ll actually look forward to.
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The House Above Avignon
The steps weren’t consistent. Some were full, others barely counted as steps at all. My body kept correcting for what my eyes expected. I started letting the suitcase bounce off my thigh to help push it up, willing it to the top.
I Think It’s the Railroad Tracks
The car ran smoothly the rest of the drive, no warning lights, no drama, as if to say everything was fine and I had overreacted.
Savoring the Chaos: Issue No. 16
France has a way of reminding you that control is temporary, plans are suggestions, and patience is not optional.
Savoring the Chaos: Issue No. 15
You don’t learn France from guidebooks. You learn it from the people who quietly know how things actually work — and from realizing you’re still the idiot in the room.
Savoring the Chaos: Issue No. 14
Paris has a way of testing you all day and then, just when you’re ready to leave, setting the table and reminding you why you stayed.
Savoring the Chaos: Issue No. 13
Somewhere under the gravel, the moles are regrouping — and the dog is dreaming of dirt.
Savoring the Chaos: Issue No. 12
It’s not exactly A Year in Provence. It’s more like A Year of Trying to Talk Pascal Into Just One More Project.
Savoring the Chaos: Issue No. 11
In America, living in a cave means you’ve lost the plot. In France, it means you won the lottery.
Savoring the Chaos: Issue No. 10
Market day in L’Isle-sur-la-Sorgue isn’t a stroll—it’s a full-contact sport of antiques, crowds, café dreams, and moments that only happen when you stop planning.
Savoring the Chaos: Issue No. 9
If Olympic furniture moving were a sport, we’d have medaled that day.
Savoring the Chaos: Issue No. 8
We chased a blur of legs through the Jura, nearly died on a mountain road, missed the finish line, and still had one of the best days of our lives.
Savoring the Chaos: Issue No. 7
He pointed to a house. “Mon enfance,” he said. His childhood home. We stood there for a moment — him, lost in memory; me, calculating how long it would take to walk home dragging a deflated steel anvil.
Savoring the Chaos: Issue No. 6
There I was, hose in hand, scrubbing a van I’d driven twenty miles — while Camille judged my sponge technique through a window.
Savoring the Chaos: Issue No. 5
Honestly? A chipped front tooth looked better than a Bond villain cosplay.
Savoring the Chaos: Issue No. 4
Moving to a French village means learning unspoken rules—about neighbors, cars, paperwork, and space—that no guidebook ever warns you about.
Savoring the Chaos: Issue No. 3
It’s funny that something as mundane as heading to a Costco can feel so odd when you’re in a foreign country.
Savoring the Chaos: Issue No. 2
Everything was going great—until it wasn’t. A 300-year-old wall showed me it had more staying power than I did.
Savoring the Chaos: Issue No. 1
Sometimes life doesn’t start with a grand plan. Sometimes it starts with a text, a look, and a question that shifts everything.