The French Love Affair with Kitsch
When the French go kitsch, they don’t dabble. They commit.
A Wet Test of Character
Showering in France isn’t about staying dry. It’s about acceptance.
French Cuisine… From a Vending Machine?
It’s French fast food — which means the crust probably has opinions, the cheese has lineage, and somewhere, somehow, this all still makes sense.
They Will Literally Put a Tow Hitch on Anything
In France, even cars the size of carry-on luggage seem to come equipped with tow hitches — and a surprising amount of confidence.
Dogs Are Assigned a Letter Like It’s the Draft
In France, dogs are named by letter. It’s not a law. But it is absolutely a thing.