You Think You’ve Seen Tomatoes. You Haven’t.
In France, even tomatoes come with tasting notes — and yes, you will be judged for using the wrong one.
They Stock the Toppings, But Not the Food
In France, you can buy hot sauce everywhere. What you can’t buy is a taco that makes sense.
French Cuisine… From a Vending Machine?
It’s French fast food — which means the crust probably has opinions, the cheese has lineage, and somewhere, somehow, this all still makes sense.